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PostSubject: Be Strong!   Wed Aug 11, 2010 3:33 am

A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed.

He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair, while tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom. While he's in there, the husband tells his wife:

"Listen, this guy's an escaped convict, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck. If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is probably very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us. Be strong, honey. I love you."

To which his wife responds: "He wasn't kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked me if we had any vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love you too!!"
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PostSubject: Re: Be Strong!   Wed Aug 11, 2010 4:59 am

Lol!!! Obviously he's gay, if you're 15 Years in jail you'll get raped and rape others gender doesn't means anything then :p
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PostSubject: Re: Be Strong!   Wed Aug 11, 2010 9:05 am

lol no duh.
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PostSubject: hmm   Wed Aug 11, 2010 10:53 am

Hmm...
I wonder what the mans facial expression was after she told him that?
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PostSubject: Re: Be Strong!   Wed Aug 11, 2010 1:53 pm

Lolol. I feel bad for the husband
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PostSubject: Re: Be Strong!   Wed Aug 11, 2010 2:07 pm

i rate that 10/10 for hotness! haha jk its funny though
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PostSubject: Re: Be Strong!   Wed Aug 11, 2010 7:25 pm

Lmfao, Great Joke! I wonder how the Husband Re-Acted. LOL
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PostSubject: Re: Be Strong!   Wed Aug 11, 2010 7:27 pm

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Lmfao, Great Joke! I wonder how the Husband Re-Acted. LOL
same lol! i bet he was like "oh shit! f**k my life!" tongue i feel sorry for him Wink
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PostSubject: Re: Be Strong!   Thu Aug 12, 2010 1:42 am

Irony + sarcasm = great joke Smile.

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PostSubject: Re: Be Strong!   Tue Aug 17, 2010 10:09 am

hahahaha thats a good one :p

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